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Killer Service

Enchantment2 generic manaGreen mana

The scaling is the first thing to clock: the enters trigger keys the initial Food count off your opponent total, so what looks anemic against a single foe becomes a genuine token pile with three or four seats filled. But the enchantment's real work is the conversion loop it grafts onto that pile. Food is normally a lifegain valve, three points at a clip, and this adds a second exit each end step: pay a little, sacrifice a token, and mint a 4/4 Rhino Warrior. The token you feed the machine doesn't have to be Food, either. Any token qualifies: a spare Treasure, an unspent Clue, a leftover body from some other go-wide engine. That turns a closed lifegain loop into an open sink for whatever spare tokens a green deck stockpiles, which widens what it can slot into considerably. It patches a gap green knows well: the color grinds and clogs the ground but often lacks the burst to close, and laundering stored resources into recurring beaters supplies a finisher without demanding a separate payoff. The Food subtheme has mostly lived in lifegain and sacrifice-value shells; this reframes those tokens (and any others) as combat fuel, bridging an aristocrats-adjacent economy to a green army plan. The rate is deliberately unhurried, one Rhino per turn cycle, and the sacrifice fires after combat has resolved, so it rewards patience: an income stream that pays out in life or muscle depending on what the board demands.

Killer Service (ncc)
NCC · #161rare
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Normal: $2.36
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Oracle Text

Rules text

When this enchantment enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (They're artifacts with "2 generic mana, Tap, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") At the beginning of your end step, you may pay 2 generic mana and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
N/A
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
Legal
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