Impact Tremors

The damage is incidental to the act, not the size of the creature. That single design decision (one damage per body, not per power, with no clause about toughness, mana value, or token-versus-cast) is what turns this from a marginal pinger into a combo payoff. A flicker engine, a token swarm, a creature that copies itself: each one converts a stream of enter-the-battlefield events into a stream of fixed damage, and because the trigger reads "a creature you control enters" without qualification, the route to those events matters not at all. The card cares only that bodies keep showing up. Purphoros, God of the Forge does the same job at a higher rate and a higher cost, swapping the precision of one damage for two and hauling along an indestructible body; this is the cheaper, narrower version that asks nothing of you except quantity. The structural cousin is Witty Roastmaster and the smaller pingers in its lineage, but the enchantment shell is the point: nothing on the board attacks it, nothing trades with it, and once it resolves it simply taxes every wide turn an opponent has to survive. It does no work in a vacuum, which is exactly the contract it offers: build a deck that floods the board and it becomes a clock that ignores blockers, board wipes that come a turn too late, and life totals that thought they were safe behind a wall.