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White Glove Gourmand

Creature — Human Noble2 generic manaWhite manaBlack mana

A body that arrives already having done half the work: three Humans for one card, and every one of them is fuel. The Gourmand is itself a Human Noble, the two tokens it leaves behind are Human Soldiers, and each is a candidate to satisfy the end-step condition. The design is a tidy closed loop. The Soldiers are not just early bodies; they are sacrifice fodder that arms the trigger, and a Food token feeds back into whatever life-total or artifact-count subsystem the deck is built on. Read the end step carefully, though: it checks whether another Human died under your control that turn, so the Gourmand can never eat itself for value, and it wants a sacrifice outlet in play to convert those tokens on your own schedule rather than waiting on combat to trade them. That "another" wording is the governor on the engine: each Food demands a Human's death first, and once the Soldiers are spent you need a steady supply to keep the kitchen open. It draws on two black-white staples at once, the token-generating aristocrats shell and the Food subtheme, and its output scales directly with how many other Humans and sacrifice effects surround it. Alone, it is a 2/2 that leaves two 1/1s behind and stops there. Surrounded by things built to die on purpose, it becomes a per-turn Food factory that shows up with its own starting inventory.

White Glove Gourmand (pip)
PIP · #652uncommon
Pricing
Normal:
Foil: $3.58
Oracle Text

Rules text

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. At the beginning of your end step, if another Human died under your control this turn, create a Food token.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
N/A
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
N/A
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