Tinybones, the Pickpocket

The Tinybones of before was a discard payoff: a static skeleton that punished empty hands and won only after the opponent had been ground to nothing. This version inverts the premise. Instead of profiting from what the opponent has been forced to discard, it steals what they have already buried. Connect once, and their graveyard becomes your spellbook. The rider that any type of mana can pay for the stolen card is the quiet engine, because it turns theft into color-laundering: a mono-black deck can cast a permanent it has no business supporting, since the stolen card arrives untethered from its color cost. The design problem here is how to make a fragile evasion payoff worth the swing when the body threatens nothing on its own, and deathtouch supplies the answer, less as a combat deterrent than as a way to guarantee trades that clear the path for the next connection, and to let the 1/1 attack into boards it could never survive. What lands on the stack depends entirely on what the opponent has been made to bury, and the reach is bounded: only nonland permanent cards are fair game, so the target pool is creatures, artifacts, enchantments, planeswalkers, and battles, never the instants and sorceries they have spent. That constraint makes the card a mirror of the game already played: it is only as powerful as the permanents your opponent has been forced to lose.