Timber Paladin

The Voltron payoff written as a load table rather than a keyword: bare, this Knight is a 1/1 that folds to any breeze, but each Aura that lands on it flips a new tier of statline, and the jumps are not linear. One Aura buys a serviceable 3/3; two vaults it to a 5/5 with vigilance; three or more turns it into a 10/10 with vigilance and trample, a threat that attacks without dropping its guard and shrugs off chump blocks. What makes the design honest is the counting itself: "exactly one" and "exactly two" mean the bonuses do not stack: they replace each other, so the card is measuring how deep you have committed rather than paying you incrementally. That structure changes the risk math of piling Auras onto a single body. The usual Voltron fear is the two-for-one when removal answers your enchanted creature, and this card leans directly into that fear, asking you to over-invest for the 10/10 ceiling while a single kill spell threatens to blow up the whole stack. It is a creature built entirely around the aura-count as a resource, rewarding the archetype's core sin (all eggs, one basket) with a body that scales faster than the enchantments cost.