The Second Doctor
A pillow fort with an olive branch built in. Most defensive commanders in these colors punish the attacker: a fog effect, a tax, a fistful of counterspells. This one bribes them instead. The end-step trigger hands every opponent a card, and any opponent who accepts the gift has effectively signed a one-turn nonaggression pact against you and your board. The tension sits in that offer. A card is real value; refusing it to keep the option to swing is a genuine cost, so the ability turns the political table's usual "gang up on the archenemy" reflex into a per-player negotiation you set the terms of. Meanwhile you also draw, and because no player has a maximum hand size, the cards you rake in never rot. This plays as a puzzle rather than a lock: an opponent who is behind takes the card and waits; an opponent who is ahead and needs your specific removal off the board declines and comes at you anyway. The 2/4 body is small enough that it never presses for the kill on its own, which is precisely the design. Here is a commander built to keep the game going, refilling everyone's hand while quietly buying the pilot the time to assemble something the extra cards were always meant to find.
