Stormfist Crusader

The symmetrical draw engine is one of the oldest tensions in the game: Howling Mine and Font of Mythos hand cards to everyone, betting your deck converts them faster than the table can. This is that bet compressed onto a two-drop with a body, and the compression changes the calculus entirely. The symmetry only lasts as long as the game does, and the life loss is the accelerant that shortens the game while the menace attacker punishes the extra cards you just gave your opponent. That coupling is the design's whole idea. Both players draw, but only one of them is applying two points of evasive pressure per turn, so the shared card advantage is not actually shared: it favors whoever is racing, not whoever is durdling. Because the trigger fires only on your own upkeep, the tempo cost is front-loaded onto your turns, and you are the one who both refills and swings before the opponent gets to spend their new card at sorcery speed. The aggressor turns the extra cards into a sustained beatdown; the control player uses them to fall behind faster on a clock they cannot outdraw. It is a Knight built to reward whoever holds the tempo lead when the trigger goes off, which is exactly the sort of symmetrical-effect asymmetry that Underworld Dreams and its cousins have always exploited from the other end.