Star Athlete

Every attack forces a dilemma, and both answers cost the opponent: sacrifice a nonland permanent you name, or take five to the face. That puts this in the Punisher tradition, the red lineage running back through Browbeat and Vexing Devil, where the card hands the choice to the opponent and profits from either branch. The twist here is targeting. Most Punisher cards offer a symmetric fork; this one lets you aim the sacrifice clause at whatever permanent matters most, so against a creature-dense board it plays as a repeatable Edict that also picks the mark, and against a control shell with nothing worth giving up, the five damage simply lands. Menace on the attacker keeps the trigger firing, which is what makes the extortion reliable rather than a bluff the opponent can chump away. Blitz is the pressure-valve for when you only want that decision imposed once: pay it and the body gains haste and a death-draw, so a single swing extracts a concession, cashes itself in for a fresh card, and vacates the board slot at end of turn without ever needing protection. Between the sacrifice-or-burn attack and the fire-and-forget blitz line, this asks for an aggressive deck that spends its creatures rather than hoards them, treating the body as a delivery mechanism for a demand instead of a permanent to defend.