Sinister Concierge
Suspend is a mechanic that usually lives on the card in your hand: you pay a cheaper cost up front and wait out the time counters. Here it works in reverse, as a death trigger that reaches sideways. When this dies, you can send it into exile with three counters and drag a creature along with it, temporarily deleting the best thing across the table for three of its owner's upkeeps. Both come back eventually (yours as a suspended spell you recast for free, theirs as a suspended creature, and both with haste), but three turns is a long time to be down a threat, and the tempo swing is doing the work a hard removal spell can't do at this price: it also replaces itself. The clever part is that suspend hands the exiled creature back to its owner rather than to you, so this is a delay, not a theft; you are buying time, not permanent card advantage. That distinction is what keeps a two-mana body from reading as a two-mana one-sided removal spell. It rewards decks that can capitalize on a three-turn window (aggression, a combo you're assembling, or simply another removal spell queued up for when the creature returns) and it turns the graveyard, normally where a fragile 2/1 goes to be forgotten, into the launch point for its most disruptive turn.
