Silverclad Ferocidons

Enrage usually punishes the opponent for the trade you made anyway: poke the dinosaur, and it draws a card or hits back harder. This one reroutes that punishment into the rarest kind of pressure in red, the Edict. Any damage at all (a chump block, a pinger, a single point of burn aimed in the wrong direction) forces every opponent to sacrifice a permanent. The 8/5 body is what makes the trigger live: it is big enough that opponents are nearly forced to block or remove it, and most of the clean ways to do either deal it damage and spring the sacrifice. The trick is that it does not care about the damage's source, so the cleanest engines feed it yourself: a one-damage ping each turn, a Pestilence activation, anything that taps it for self-harm without killing it converts into a repeatable, color-pie-breaking Edict. The 5 toughness is the leash. It survives a single blocker but folds to most stacked damage, so the sacrifice often goes off exactly once before the creature dies, which is the design's way of keeping a recurring Edict from becoming an Edict every turn for free. As a finisher it asks the opponent to find an answer that does not deal it damage, a surprisingly short list, and punishes the wrong one immediately.