Sawblade Scamp

Spellslinger reach compressed onto a hasty one-drop, banking damage off gameplay you were already doing. Cast a burn spell, a cantrip, a noncreature artifact, and the Scamp accumulates a charge it can later tap for a point straight to the opponent's face. That decouples the payoff from the board: it doesn't matter that a 1/1 dies to everything, because the damage stored in oil counters is already spent from your hand's perspective, and haste means the creature was never summoning-sick to begin with. The design's real discipline sits in the removal clause. The ability deals 1 to each opponent, not to any target, so it can't clear blockers, can't trade with creatures, can't do anything but point at faces. It is a pure clock, a reservoir that trickles one direction. Just as important is the tap: a single activation per turn, cashing one counter, which keeps the stored pile from dumping all at once and makes the reservoir genuinely fragile. Since the counters live on a 1/1 that requires tapping to cash out, an opponent who kills the Scamp in response strands every counter it's holding. You are betting the game lasts long enough for a slow drip to matter while the vessel survives long enough to pour. That temporal gamble is the whole shape of the card: front-load damage into counters now, hope to collect later, on a body that invites the exact removal that voids the account.