Rohirrim Chargers

Exert usually pays you back in tempo or reach: you push the attack harder and eat a tapped-down blocker next turn. This one converts the exert trigger into an Equipment tutor, and that reframes the whole exchange. Instead of buying a single big swing, each exert digs through your library, flops the first Equipment onto the battlefield already attached, and buries the rest. The card asks a different question of the deckbuilder than most exert creatures do: not "how much can I afford to leave untapped," but "how dense is my Equipment count, and how good is the worst piece I might hit." A library stuffed with Swords and Colossus Hammers turns every attack into a free suit-up; a thin one hands you a random Bone Saw and calls it a day. The reveal-until-Equipment structure is the interesting part of the design, because it rewards a top-heavy toolbox without a discard cost, and it triggers off any exerted creature, not just this one, so a wide exert board multiplies the digs across a whole attack step. Timing sharpens the payoff too: exert happens as the creature attacks, during declare attackers, so the Equipment lands before blockers are even declared. A 4/4 that arrives at the block wearing a fresh Sword can bait or blank a defensive line before the opponent commits. What holds it in check is the exert tax itself: the untap you forfeit each time you want to spin the wheel.