Printlifter Ooze

Disguise usually sells itself on the moment of the flip: something you paid to hide becomes whatever it was hiding. This card inverts the emphasis. Its face-up trigger is not tied to this creature being unmasked; it fires whenever any creature you control is turned up, and it scales off your board rather than the permanent that flipped. Each reveal mints a green Ooze whose size counts your other creatures as the trigger resolves, which means the payoff grows as the game does and rewards a wide table over a single explosive turn. The deathtouch on the base body is the quiet part that makes it awkward to swing into once it is face up, and the trample on the tokens keeps a growing pile of counters from stalling against chumps. What makes the engine tick is that it cares about the event of flipping, not about which permanent flipped, so it stacks: a board of face-down creatures unmasks into a board of Oozes sized to that same board, each reveal feeding the next count. It is a payoff dressed as an aggressive two-drop, built for a shell that treats disguise and morph as a resource to spend in bulk rather than a single surprise blocker.