Preposterous Proportions

Green has been printing team-wide pumps at various dials since the earliest sets, and this one sits at the loud end: a flat +10/+10 to your whole board, no counters, no scaling, no conditions, just a fixed absurd number that turns any creature on the table into a lethal threat. The vigilance rider marks the intent clearly, this is built to end games, not to win a fight: your attackers stay home on defense, so you swing for the kill without opening yourself to the crackback. What keeps a haymaker like this in check is the price. Seven mana, sorcery speed, and it does nothing across an empty board, so it pays out only when you already have creatures to inflate, which means you are paying full retail to convert an existing board into a kill rather than to build one. That is the honest bargain of the effect: it is not a stabilizer or a tempo play but a "you have the board, now end it" button, the kind of overkill green reserves for the point where subtlety no longer matters. The name and the top-heavy cost broadcast the same message; this was never meant to be efficient, only decisive.