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Postmortem Professor

Creature — Zombie Warlock1 generic manaBlack mana

That reanimation cost is the whole strategic argument, and it draws on a fuel source most aggressive black creatures never touch. Bringing this 2/2 back for 1 generic manaBlack mana plus an exiled instant or sorcery from your graveyard means the Zombie Warlock only earns its keep alongside a stream of cheap spells: cantrips, removal, burn, tempo plays that end up in the bin anyway. That single line binds a creature meant to swing every turn to a spell-heavy shell, precisely the kind of deck that usually runs few creatures and would rather not lean on a recursive attacker at all. The attack trigger keeps the pressure honest even when the loop sputters, draining and gaining a life on each swing so a pair of these grind out a game on their own. And the can't-block clause is the cost that pays for the rest: this body only ever wants to point forward, never hold back, so the recursion never curdles into a defensive stall. Buying back a two-power attacker for two mana and a spent card looks unglamorous, but the payoff belongs to a shell that reads its graveyard as a battery rather than a memorial, cashing used cardboard into a repeated, incremental clock. It sits in the black lineage of recursive threats that demand a second resource beyond mana; its particular ask (spells, specifically) is the thing that tells you exactly what kind of deck has room for it.

Postmortem Professor (sos)
SOS · #93rare
Pricing
Normal: $0.20
Foil: $0.32
Oracle Text

Rules text

This creature can't block. Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. 1 generic manaBlack mana, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
Legal
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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