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A dice engine that feeds itself with the same resource it rewards you for spending. The activated ability rolls one six-sided die, plus another for every mana from Treasures poured into it, so the more Treasure you sink in, the more dice hit the table and the higher your odds of clearing the 4-or-higher and 6-or-higher thresholds. Each successful roll makes a 3/3 Robot; each big roll adds a Treasure, which loops back into the next activation. That feedback structure is the whole design: a Treasure spent on the ability doesn't vanish, it becomes another die that might replace itself and then some. The 0/4 body is deliberate. This is a card that wants to sit back and tap, not attack, and four toughness lets it survive the incidental damage that comes with a defensive posture. The friction is the four-mana cost per activation plus the tap, which caps how fast the engine spins without external untappers or ramp. Wizards has flirted with die-rolling payoffs before, but most of them treat the die as a one-shot random effect; here the roll count is a variable you build up over the course of a game, turning a coin-flip mechanic into something closer to a scaling investment. The name and framing are pure crossover, but under the hood this is a Treasure-fueled token machine that measures its own output in probability curves.