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Mishra's War Machine

Artifact Creature — Juggernaut7 generic mana

The upkeep clause is the entire design idea. A 5/5 for seven was already steep in 1994, but the body is rated for the full value of a 5/5 attacker every turn; the discard-or-take-3 tax exists to make sure it usually is not one. Each upkeep you either pay a card to keep it untapped or you eat three and watch it tap itself, which is the punishing part: a tapped creature cannot attack and cannot block, so the turn you decline the card cost is a turn the machine does nothing at all. That tension (a beater that costs you cards to swing, or a dead body that costs you life to keep) is a remarkably modern bit of design for a set that was mostly cataloging artifacts. The banding rider stacks a second decision on top: a Juggernaut that can lead an attacking band turns the discard tax into an offer to coordinate a whole creature suite around it, with damage assignment in your hands on both sides of combat. The result reads at the table less like a finisher and more like a clock you are running against your own hand. Banding has aged into a rules-text curio and the rate has aged past relevance, but the underlying lever (a body costed for full uptime, with a self-inflicted tax that asks whether you can afford that uptime) is one Wizards has returned to repeatedly in the decades since.

Mishra's War Machine (4ed)
4ED · #337rare
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Oracle Text

Rules text

Banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.) At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 3 damage to you unless you discard a card. If it deals damage to you this way, tap it.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
N/A
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
Legal
Premodern
Legal
PreDH
Legal
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
N/A
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