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Long Goodbye

Instant1 generic manaBlack mana

A generation of two- and three-drops arrived wearing ward, hexproof-adjacent taxes, or protection riders that turned every removal spell into a negotiation, and this one refuses to negotiate. Cheap black removal has never had trouble killing things; the problem is killing things that fight back on the way down. The spell that ignores ward is precisely the spell a ward creature cannot buy its way out of, and the parenthetical naming ward directly is unusually blunt about what it exists to punish. The mana-value ceiling is the price for that reach. Restricting it to three-or-less keeps it away from the fatties and the marquee planeswalkers, which is exactly where the give-and-take lives: it is a scalpel for the low end of the curve, the band where the widest, wardiest, most annoying threats tend to sit. Structurally it does the work that Dismember does for cost-flexibility, except the flexibility here is against interaction rather than mana. It kills planeswalkers too, which quietly makes it a clean answer to the cheap loyalty engines that would otherwise shrug off sorcery-speed removal by ticking once and protecting themselves. A precise, deliberately capped removal spell whose entire premise is that the target does not get a say.

Long Goodbye (mkm)
MKM · #423uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $1.01
Foil: $4.33
Oracle Text

Rules text

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
Printings elsewhere

Other printings

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