Gunner Conscript

A Voltron creature that pays you back on the way out. The 2/2 body is a chassis meant to be dressed: every Aura and Equipment you strap on adds another +1/+1, so the card scales with the very cards that already scale it. Trample matters here precisely because the growth is unbounded by attachment count; a stack of buffs turns a chip-in into lethal through a blocker. Note that the two death triggers are worded as separate clauses on purpose. An enchanted-and-equipped copy that dies gives you two Junk tokens, not one, because each clause checks its own condition independently. That structure quietly hedges the biggest risk of any suit-up creature: the two-for-one blowout when a single removal spell answers the whole invested board. Here the payoff softens the loss, converting sunk resources into a scavenge-and-rebuild engine rather than a dead end. It rewards committing to the build without punishing you as harshly as most auras-and-equipment shells do for over-committing.