Goddric, Cloaked Reveler

Two nonland permanents hitting the board in a single turn is the switch that turns this 3/3 Human Noble into a 4/4 flying Dragon, and the wording rewards a careful reading: once the count is met, the Celebration threshold stays satisfied through end of turn regardless of what happens to the board afterward. Removing your own permanents does not undo the transformation, which means the Dragon form is a floor for the turn, not a fragile state to protect. That stability underwrites an aggressive plan. Haste means the base body attacks the turn it lands, and if two nonland permanents have already resolved, it arrives as an evasive Dragon carrying a repeatable anthem. The pump is where the type change earns its keep: the activation reads "Dragons you control," so it buffs Goddric alongside every other Dragon on your side in one shot, converting a flying board into a burst finisher whenever you have red mana open. The build tension is real, since developing a low-curve, permanent-dense board to trip Celebration competes with holding mana for the pump, and the count resets each turn while lands never contribute to it. That front-loads the reward toward turns where you commit multiple pieces at once rather than spreading development thin. When the threshold is not met, Goddric keeps only its haste: a fine attacker on rate, but stripped of the flying, the size, and the Dragon-wide pump that make the transformed body a closer.