Gisa, the Hellraiser

The crime mechanic gave black its most literal payoff engine, and this Gisa turns aggression against opponents into an army. The design threads a needle that ties together two of black's oldest tribal threads: the Skeleton and the Zombie, both handed a permanent anthem and menace so the tokens she spits out arrive already primed to close games. The trigger's discipline is what keeps the token flood from spiraling: it fires only once per turn, so committing three crimes in a turn still nets exactly two Zombie Rogues, which reframes the card as a steady payoff rather than a chaotic storm engine. What makes the crime trigger reliable is that it does not care what the crime accomplished; a targeted removal spell, a discard, a graveyard interaction, or even just pointing a bounce spell at something an opponent controls all count equally, so the enabler slot is enormous. Ward with a life payment is the touch that lets her survive the aggressive posture she encourages: an opponent who wants her dead has to pay two life on top of the mana, a cost that adds up against a deck already draining them elsewhere.