Frenzied Baloth
Green rarely gets an anti-counter clause, let alone one that protects the whole game plan instead of just the body carrying it. Two lines here answer the stack: this spell resolves regardless of held-up mana, and every future creature you cast is equally immune. The other two answer the combat step, where blue and white have historically bought their time against green: haste and trample push damage through fast and wide, and the combat-damage-can't-be-prevented rider closes the window after blockers, where fogs, damage-nullifying tricks, and prevention shields usually live. Each clause covers a different way an opponent slows a green curve, and they map cleanly onto the two phases where that resistance shows up. The rate is the wrinkle. A two-mana 3/2 with haste and trample is already a serviceable aggressive body, so the protective text is bolted onto a creature that would earn a slot on stats alone rather than a fragile payload that needs a shell to matter. That inversion is the interesting part: most "can't be countered" creatures are expensive threats you are straining to force through resistance, while this is a beater that also locks the door behind it, folding both the aggression and the insurance for the aggression that follows into one card. It is a rare instance of green getting to dictate whether spells resolve rather than reacting to an opponent who does.



