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Dodgy Jalopy

Artifact — Vehicle2 generic manaGreen mana

A Vehicle that reads the top of your curve twice. Its power tracks the greatest mana value among your creatures, so the same fat bombs that make a green deck threatening also determine how hard this thing hits when crewed; a board with a seven-drop turns a five-toughness frame into a trampling giant without any counters or auras attached. The design cleverness is in the second act. Once it dies or gets pitched, Scavenge lets you exile it from the graveyard and dump a stack of +1/+1 counters equal to that same inflated power onto a creature, at sorcery speed. That doubles the payoff for going big: the Vehicle is a beatstick while it lives and a permanent stat transfer after it is gone, and both numbers scale off whatever expensive creatures you were already casting. Crew 3 is the honest tax on all of this, keeping the Jalopy grounded until you have committed bodies to the board. Because power keys off a single high-mana-value creature, one resilient bomb does more for it than a wide sea of small attackers, which pushes it toward top-heavy builds over go-wide ones. The whole package is a graveyard-value engine wearing a vehicle chassis, converting your curve's ceiling into damage now and counters later.

Dodgy Jalopy (ncc)
NCC · #158rare
Pricing
Normal: $0.31
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Oracle Text

Rules text

Trample Dodgy Jalopy's power is equal to the greatest mana value among creatures you control. Crew 3 Scavenge 2 generic manaGreen mana (2 generic manaGreen mana, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
N/A
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
Legal
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