Cheering Crowd

A rock that grows into a bigger rock, but shared. The trigger fires on each player's first main phase, so this thing keeps ticking through your opponents' turns, stacking counters and paying out colorless mana that grows with the body. That symmetry is the wrinkle worth sitting with: any player may feed it, which means the counter accumulates fastest at multiplayer tables where four people each get a chance to pump it before it swings back around to you. The mana it produces scales with total counters, so a creature that has been fed for a couple of rounds is quietly a mana engine bolted to a 2/2 chassis. The hybrid pip means it slots into either color that wants ramp with a body attached, and the counter-matters angle gives it a second home in decks that care about accumulating +1/+1 counters for their own sake rather than the colorless it spits out. What keeps the design from running away is that the growth is opt-in and gradual: one counter per player per turn cycle, never a burst, so the payoff is a curve you commit to over several turns rather than a spike you cash in. It rewards a table that keeps voting yes, and it punishes nobody for saying no.