Borborygmos and Fblthp

The joke of the pairing is the whole engine, and it works. Borborygmos is Ravnica's gluttonous Gruul warlord; Fblthp is the lost homunculus who spends most of his card appearances hiding under desks. Stapling them together produces a Temur value creature whose payoff scales with exactly the resource that piles up in a topdeck-heavy midrange hand: excess lands. Every enter or attack cantrips first, unconditionally, then converts your flooded grip into removal, dealing twice the discarded lands' count to a single creature. Discard three lands and you have shocked most things off the board twice over; discard nothing and you have still drawn a card and swung with a 6/5. The restraint that keeps the ability from being pure upside is the cost of the ammunition itself: every land you feed the trigger is a card you are permanently spending to kill something, so the removal is only as big as you are willing to strip your own resources bare. The second ability is the genuinely strange part: for two mana it tucks itself third from the top of its owner's library, dodging removal and exile and reloading the enter trigger when you draw back into it a few turns later. That is a self-recursion loop most creatures cannot access without help, folded onto a body that already punishes stalled hands. The result is unusual for the enters-and-attacks value space: a card that always replaces itself at the floor, and turns flood into board control at the ceiling.