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Bessie, the Doctor's Roadster

Legendary Artifact — Vehicle2 generic mana

The evasion clause is the whole design conceit: a Vehicle that doesn't just carry a pilot into combat but clears a lane for a legend anywhere on your board. That splits the card's function from most Vehicles, which are self-contained beaters that reward a crew tax with a body. Here the 3/4 frame is almost incidental to the attack trigger; the point is turning a stalled legendary attacker into an unblockable one, and the pool of eligible targets is every legend in a format that trades heavily in them. Crew 2 is cheap enough that a single mid-sized creature or a pair of small ones flips it on, and haste means the redirect is live the turn it lands. The interaction that matters is the timing: because the unblockable clause fires on Bessie's own attack, both attackers commit together, so an opponent choosing blocks has to account for a legend that can no longer be stopped and a Vehicle swinging beside it. That makes it a repeatable enabler rather than a one-shot trick, and it slots naturally into any board built around a single big legendary threat that keeps running into chump blockers. The name and framing lean hard on a specific piece of licensed fiction, but under the hood this is a two-mana evasion engine wearing a Vehicle's chassis.

Bessie, the Doctor's Roadster (who)
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Oracle Text

Rules text

Haste Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
N/A
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
Legal
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