Wave of Vitriol

Mass land destruction usually plays as a scorched-earth threat, a button you press to lock everyone out and ride a single advantage. This one inverts that logic. By sacrificing all artifacts, enchantments, and nonbasic lands, then handing every player who lost a land the chance to fetch a basic onto the battlefield tapped, it reads less like Armageddon and more like a reset switch: the value enchantments, the artifact engines, the fixing-rich nonbasic manabases all evaporate at once, but nobody is stranded on zero lands. The asymmetry is structural rather than personal. A deck leaning on basics absorbs the wave and keeps casting; a deck built on artifact ramp, enchantment scaffolding, and a delicate multicolor nonbasic base watches its foundation drain into the graveyard and gains only basics in return. That makes it a punisher of a specific kind of greed: the kind that buys power with fragile mana and noncreature permanents, and it punishes that greed while leaving the table with functioning lands rather than a smoking crater. The cost built into the rate is that you give up your own artifacts, enchantments, and nonbasics too (planeswalkers and battles ride out the wave untouched), so it rewards a deck disciplined enough to want a board this clean: a green ramp shell that thinks in basics and creatures and treats everyone else's noncreature lattice as the actual problem on the board.