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Vital Splicer

Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer3 generic manaGreen mana

The Splicer mechanic built an entire Golem-tribal subtheme on a simple division of labor: each Splicer is a fragile body that immediately stamps out a 3/3 token worth more than itself, then offers a passive or activated ability that benefits your Golems. This one handles the survivability end of the deal. The 3/3 token it produces is sturdy on its own, but the regeneration shield is what turns a board of Golems into something that grinds through combat and one-for-one removal: for a single mana, any Golem you control walks away from a block, a burn spell, or a wrath that resolves before the regeneration window closes. Regeneration is the operative restriction here, not just a keyword; it asks you to hold mana open and to read the stack, since it does nothing against exile, bounce, or sacrifice and folds entirely to destroy-all-creatures-and-they-can't-regenerate phrasing. Paired with the other Splicers that hand out vigilance or anthem effects, it covers the durability slot in a deck that wants its Golems to stick around and accrue value. On its own it is a 1/1 that leaves behind a 3/3 and a recurring rattlesnake: cheap insurance that quietly punishes opponents for trading into your tokens.

Vital Splicer (nph)
NPH · #126uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.30
Foil: $6.57
Oracle Text

Rules text

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. 1 generic mana: Regenerate target Golem you control.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
Legal
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
N/A
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Other printings

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