Victory's Envoy

Anthems that hand out a static bonus are cheap because the effect is static; this one is priced instead against how it compounds. The upkeep trigger stacks a fresh +1/+1 counter on every other creature you control, so the payout each turn scales multiplicatively: wider boards convert more of the effect, and every extra turn it survives adds another layer on top. That is the crucial difference from a lord effect like Glorious Anthem: kill the anthem and the buff evaporates, but kill this and the counters it already distributed remain, welded to the bodies they landed on. Removal has to arrive before the first upkeep to keep it off the board entirely; let it untap once and the board is permanently larger no matter what happens to the Envoy afterward. The 3/3 body pointedly does not buff itself, which keeps the clock honest: it lands as a liability, and the opponent gets exactly one upkeep of grace to answer it before any value sticks. It reads as a payoff for the exact deck that struggles to close: the wide, grindy white board that needs its individual bodies to matter, converting a stalled position into an escalating army that only compounds the longer the game runs and the more creatures survive to catch each successive counter.