Vengevine

A graveyard that fights back. The recursion clause inverts how most decks treat the yard: instead of banking it as fuel for delve or flashback, it punishes the opponent who refuses to deal with the bin, returning the body for free every time you chain a second creature spell. That structure makes it miserable to answer with conventional removal. Spot removal is a tempo trade, not a solution, because the threat leaps back the moment two creatures hit the stack again. A board wipe is no better, and arguably worse: destroying it just deposits it in the exact zone it wants, primed to return next turn. The only clean answers exile it or attack the graveyard directly, denying it the bin it relies on. The haste matters more than it looks, since every return is immediate pressure rather than a creature that has to survive a turn cycle before it can attack. The natural home is a deck thin on lands and packed with cheap creatures and near-free spells that still count as creature casts, an engine that has been a recurring headache for attrition decks across older formats. The cost of all that resilience is a strict trigger: it returns only on the second creature spell of a turn, so a hand that stumbles on its creature count or floods on noncreature spells leaves it inert, a 4/3 doing nothing in the dirt.