Vastwood Gorger

Six mana for a 5/6 with no text is the rate green commons have always been allowed to offer when the slot pays for nothing but raw size: a body large enough to outlast removal capped at four damage and to win the ground stalls that slow green decks grind toward. There is nothing to interact with here, no enters trigger, no keyword, no activated ability; the entire function lives in the power and toughness. Its lineage runs through every plain large Wurm green has printed as a curve-topper, the kind of finisher that exists so a midrange green shell has a top end at all rather than because it does anything once it arrives. Reasonable as a wall of meat, irrelevant anywhere a deck wants its expensive cards to carry an effect.