Undercover Butler
Evasion that reads the board instead of the defenses. Most unblockable enablers key off the creature's own traits or a static ability; this one keys off the political fact of who is ahead on life, and only fires when this Rogue commits to attacking that player. The design is a subtle piece of catch-up architecture: the further a table leans toward one archfoe, the sharper the incentive to point the attack there, and the harder that player finds it to wall off the damage. Note the timing that governs the trick. Because the trigger checks who has the most life when attackers are declared and carries no intervening "if" clause, a defensive opponent can only dodge it by dropping below the pack before combat begins; once the attack is declared against the leader, the evasion is locked in for the turn and cannot be shed by losing life afterward. That makes the ability a conversation rather than a guarantee: the leader who wants to stay ahead has to weigh whether a comfortable life total is worth being the one player this creature walks straight past. On a 2/3 body for three mana, with a hybrid pip that keeps it castable in mono-blue or mono-black lists as easily as in the pair, the effect is modest against a level board and pointed the moment someone starts running away with the game.
