Tymaret, the Murder King
A sacrifice outlet that refuses to stay dead. Both abilities answer the structural problem every aristocrats deck eventually hits: you need a reliable way to convert dying creatures into damage, and you need that outlet to survive the wrath that clears your board. The first ability is a metered Goblin Bombardment aimed only at players and planeswalkers (no creature targeting, so it cannot trade with a chump blocker), turning expendable bodies into reach that goes upstairs. The second is the genuinely unusual half: instead of recurring from the battlefield like most resilient outlets, this one claws back from the graveyard for and another sacrificed creature, so the same fodder that fuels the engine also pays the resurrection tax. Together they make a self-rebuying threat, but a metered one: every shot costs
and a creature, every comeback costs
and a creature. That mana gating is the real design lever. Goblin Bombardment is a free outlet, so it can dump an entire board in response to a single trigger; this one charges for each activation, which is precisely the discipline that keeps a recurring threat from running away on its own. The 2/2 frame is almost incidental. The legend is designed to operate from the yard as much as from the table, and the thing that actually stops it is not a creature on the other side but graveyard exile or a removal spell with a cleaner answer than dying.
