Two-Headed Giant

A 4/4 for four mana with no abilities is a draft-pack creature nobody writes about, so the design here is the coin flips bolted onto the attack trigger: every swing rolls for a payoff. The structure is deliberately lopsided. Both heads gives double strike, which on a 4/4 means eight damage from a single attacker; both tails gives menace, a consolation prize that still pushes the body through a single blocker. But the most likely result, one head and one tail, is the silent majority of outcomes and grants nothing at all, leaving you with a plain 4/4 that just attacked into whatever was waiting. That is the joke and the honesty of the design at once: a swing that, more often than not, does exactly what the stat line promised before the coins landed. The Giant Warrior body and the doubled-up name are the flavor (two heads, two coins) carried into the rules, a literalism that the flip-a-coin tradition has always traded in. It belongs to the lineage of coin-flip red that stretches back to the chaos-magic designs of the game's earliest sets: a mechanic that asks you to accept variance as the entry fee for an upside the rate alone would not justify. The reward is real when both heads come up; the price is every turn the coins refuse to cooperate.