Triplicate Titan

A 9/9 that carries flying, vigilance, and trample at once, then parcels each keyword to its own 3/3 on death: killing it does not clean the board so much as shatter one golem into three fragments, each inheriting exactly one ability the original held together. That fracture is what makes a purely additive colorless top-end behave unlike its peers. Big generic-cost fatties usually vanish for one card and leave nothing behind; here, answering the titan trades a single 9/9 for nine points of golem across three bodies, each chump-blockable alone but a genuine spread of threats together. The payout only fails when the titan never dies at all: exile, bounce, and control effects that steal it leave the death clause dormant. Anything that actually kills it, from a board wipe to a sacrifice, still cashes out the three tokens, which is the promise the design keeps: it survives by the manner of its dying. Decks built to populate, copy, or resacrifice those golems get more out of the corpse than the aggressor bargained for. Because the whole package is assembled from artifact bodies and nine generic mana rather than a color pie's worth of keywords, it drops into any deck that can pay for it, and pricing the whole thing in colorless is exactly what buys that portability.