Toralf's Disciple

The Conjure keyword only exists in a digital-only environment, and this is one of the cleaner arguments for why it has to: no paper card can shuffle four freshly minted copies of Lightning Bolt into your library on every attack. The design turns a stock 3/3 haste body into a deck-stuffing burn engine that pays you for aggression twice over, first with combat damage, then by loading your deck with reach it did not start with. That second layer is the interesting part. Each swing dilutes your remaining draws toward burn, so the more this attacks, the more your topdecks tilt from whatever midgame filler you drew into raw damage to the face. It rewards a curve that wants to be attacking early and keeps flooding your library with a payoff that never runs dry. The four copies per attack is the number that makes it more than a novelty: one Bolt is a shrug, but repeated triggers stack enough conjured burn that a stalled board still points lethal at a face. What balances it is the shuffle: the new Bolts scatter into the deck rather than stacking on top, so the payoff is a probability curve, not a guaranteed draw, and the card asks you to keep attacking to keep the odds climbing.