Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith

The joke that turned out to be a machine. Every land drop hands you a Rock, and every Rock is a Shock waiting for someone to pick it up: one mana to equip, then one more, plus the equipped creature's tap and the Rock itself, to fling two damage anywhere. That tap requirement is the governor on the whole engine: a single creature can hurl one Rock per turn cycle, so the removal outlet scales not by piling tokens on one wielder but by spreading them across a board or untapping the same body over and over. Read as a single land trigger, the rate looks silly. Read across a game where lands keep arriving (from hand, from the top, from ramp, from any recursion you can wire in), it becomes an artifact-token supply feeding sacrifice payoffs, artifact-count value engines, and a self-replenishing stack of equippable burn. The design lives entirely at the intersection of landfall and equipment: neither half is remarkable alone, but turning a land into an equippable burn spell scales with land count in a way most token producers do not, since hitting land drops is already something your other cards want. Partner completes the picture, pairing the Rock supply with a second commander whose plan those tokens can feed. The flavor lands the punchline: a goblin whose entire craft is handing you rocks, and enough rocks, aimed carefully, is a genuine grindy engine rather than a gag.