Thunderous Orator

Keyword-sharing usually flows outward: a lord fans trample across the team, a copy effect lifts one ability from one source. This Kor reverses the current. Rather than granting anything, it scans your board on attack and inherits every combat-relevant keyword it can find a copy of, all eight of them, from any of your creatures at once. What it swings as depends entirely on the shape of the board around it: a lone attacker with no support is just a vigilant 2/2, but surround it with cheap evasion and combat abilities and it arrives flying, trampling, lifelinking, and deathtouched. The borrowed suite lasts only through the swing that assembled it, so the card cashes in a board rather than building one. That pulls it toward decks stuffed with one-word bodies, a single flyer, a single first-striker, a single lifelinker, each donating its keyword to the pile. Vigilance does quiet double duty. The aggregated abilities land on offense, but the Orator never taps to attack, so once combat resolves it stays back to hold the line, though by the opponent's turn every inherited keyword has expired and it defends as a bare 2/2. Next turn it swings again to reassemble whatever the board can still lend it.