Tar Pitcher
A Goblin tribe runs on bodies, and here is the engine that converts those bodies into reach. The fragile rank-and-file (your spent attackers, your token chaff, the lord that has already done its job) become two-point bolts at any target the moment they stop mattering in combat. The cost is intramural: it eats your own Goblins, so the deck building around it has to overflow with them already, and the engine scales precisely with how wide you can go. Each activation does double duty, draining a removal-resistant board into direct damage while bypassing blockers entirely, and the tap line is the throttle that prevents the board from emptying in a single turn. One Goblin per turn, instant or sorcery speed at your choosing, with the body itself available as a final sacrifice once everything else is spent. It belongs to a long line of red sacrifice outlets that turn tribal critical mass into a closing burst, asking a Goblin deck to commit fully to the tribe rather than splash it.



