Sylvok Battle-Chair

Six mana lands a 6/6 trampler in one motion, no separate creature required, and that self-contained delivery is the entire point of the For Mirrodin! keyword: Equipment usually needs a body already standing to matter, so this cycle folds the creature and the buff into a single card that can never be dead on arrival. The token comes stapled on, the +4/+4 and trample attach immediately, and you skip the two-card assembly that has always been the tax on gear. The genius and the ceiling both live in what happens next. Because a For Mirrodin! Equipment reattaches like any other piece of gear, the buff outlives its host: kill the 2/2 Rebel and the +4/+4 lingers for whichever creature you can afford to strap it onto, though the Equip cost here is punishingly steep, so moving it is a real commitment rather than a reflex. That steep Equip is the counterweight to a curve-topping body that arrives assembled and already threatening six trampling damage. The trample carries more weight than the raw size; a 6/6 that chip-blocks into corners is a poor rate at this cost, but a 6/6 that shoves damage through chumps turns any board into a clock. Among its cycle this is the brute-force entry: no evasion tricks past trample, no protection, just a large green threat that answers the oldest Equipment problem by bringing the creature it needs.