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Stuffy Doll

Artifact Creature — Construct5 generic mana

A damage repeater you have to feed yourself. The clever trick is the inversion of how creatures normally interact with damage: an indestructible 0/1 cannot die to combat or burn, so every point it absorbs becomes a point it kicks back at the chosen player. The tap ability handles the slow drip (one point at a time, a damage clock measured in turns), but the design genuinely wants you to point something bigger at it. Wrap it in a damage-doubler or load it up with a Pariah-style redirection effect, and the math escalates fast, because the doll never stops being a legal target and never stops surviving. The chosen-player clause is what narrows its reach: you lock onto one opponent the moment it enters, so it answers a single threat or burns down a single life total rather than spraying the table. What holds the design together is the loop between indestructibility and the damage trigger: most cards that punish you for dealing them damage eventually break, while this one is built to be hit forever. It is a puzzle piece more than a finisher, a deliberately incomplete engine that asks the rest of your deck to supply the burn.

Stuffy Doll (tsp)
TSP · #264rare
Pricing
Normal: $9.16
Foil: $21.02
Oracle Text

Rules text

Indestructible As this creature enters, choose a player. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. Tap: This creature deals 1 damage to itself.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
Legal
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
N/A
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