Street Sweeper
The trigger is a punchline nobody set up: a six-mana 4/6 whose attack step destroys every Aura attached to a target land. In a world flush with land enchantments worth blowing up, that would be a niche but real effect. The trouble is that the universe of relevant targets has always been vanishingly thin, mostly a handful of land-buffing or land-locking Auras that rarely see competitive play, and aiming six mana plus a committed attacker at a land rather than at anything threatening you is an answer searching for a question. The body is the only honest part of the design: 4/6 blocks well and shrugs off most early aggression. Everything stapled on top of it points at a problem that almost never exists. It reads as flavor-first construction, a literal street sweeper clearing the enchanted gutters of Ravnica, where the mechanical hook was chosen to fit the name rather than to answer something the format wanted answered. As incidental Construct fodder it does what a fat artifact body does; as the Aura-hate it advertises, it targets a board state that comes up so seldom the line might as well be blank.
