Stone Golem

Five generic mana for a 4/4 with no text, colorless because the body is carved from stone rather than channeled from any one color. That castability is the entire pitch: the absence of a mana symbol meant any deck could run it, and colors lacking serviceable midrange bodies of their own could borrow one without bending their manabase. By raw stats a vanilla four-power blocker at this cost sits under the curve, but colorlessness has always paid a tax in efficiency, and the Golem subtype kept the card tethered to tribal and artifact-matters concerns its numbers alone never earned. It descends from the plainest tradition in the game: common artifact creatures built to be universally castable rather than individually exciting, the kind of filler that has existed since the earliest sets because every set needs commons that ask nothing of your colors. There is no payoff to construct around here, no synergy hidden in the blank text box. The card asks for exactly two things: that you want a body, and that you have the mana to spare for one.