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Stoic Ephemera

Creature — Spirit2 generic manaWhite mana

A 5/5 flyer that blocks once and dies is a strange creature to evaluate, because the body misrepresents what it actually offers. Defender means it never swings, and the sacrifice clause means any block, against a 1/1 or a dragon, is its last. So the printed stats are not the deal: the deal is a single block that can trade with one attacker, dressed up as a wall. Where a true blocker holds the ground every turn, this trades itself the first time it does its job, which makes it less a defensive piece than a one-shot answer that happens to sit on the battlefield until needed. The 5/5 flying frame matters only in that it sets the ceiling on what it can eat: it blocks fliers other walls cannot reach, and it kills anything up to its size on the way out. That puts the design somewhere between a wall and a sacrificial chump, with the upside that it picks its moment rather than absorbing damage passively. The tension it resolves is the perennial white problem of stopping evasive threats without a clean removal spell: it answers the air, once, and asks nothing but the body it was already spending.

Stoic Ephemera (dis)
DIS · #19uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.21
Foil: $0.69
Oracle Text

Rules text

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Flying When this creature blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
Legal
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
Legal
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