Stampede Surfer

The attack trigger is the whole payoff structure here: swing with a hasty 4/4, and the board multiplies to match the number of players you are pressuring. In a duel that reads as a single 2/2 Boar joining the assault, a modest tempo bump. Add opponents and the math bends fast: each attack manufactures a tapped, attacking token per opponent, so a three-opponent table turns one attack step into a four-body swing that never risked itself to summoning sickness. That scaling is the design's real axis. The tokens arrive already committed to combat, which means they dodge the vigilance-or-nothing tension most token generators live under; you are not choosing between board development and pressure, you are getting both stapled to the same attack. Haste on the body closes the loop, letting the engine come online the turn it lands rather than telegraphing itself for a removal window. The check on the snowball is directional, not temporary: the Boars stick around as permanent blockers on later turns, but they only enter the assault by attacking, and the trigger forces one at each opponent rather than pointing your full swing at a single target. Spreading aggression across the table can dilute a focused kill even as it inflates the raw body count. This is a red-green beater built to punish a stalled multiplayer board rather than grind a one-on-one race, its value curve tuned explicitly to the size of the table around it.