Spellwild Ouphe

Most creatures that beg to be targeted by your own spells come with a payoff attached: a heroic trigger, a counter doubler, a clause that recurs them when they die. This one inverts the incentive. It offers no reward for being targeted; instead it discounts the act, turning the body into a standing rebate on anything pointed its way. An Aura, a pump spell, a copy effect: each lands two mana cheaper as long as this ouphe is the named target. The unusual part is that the discount belongs to no one in particular. It applies to any spell that targets the creature, regardless of who casts it, so an opponent's removal arrives two mana cheaper too. That symmetry is the friction built into the design: you cannot wall the rebate off for yourself. The natural home is an enchantment-heavy build that stacks Auras on a single creature, where shaving off each spell compounds fast across a turn. There is quiet logic in the body too: enough toughness to survive long enough to wear those Auras, low enough power to make clear the creature was never the point. Outside a deck explicitly built to target it again and again, the ability does nothing and you are left with something that blocks. But cost-reduction-stapled-to-a-body is an unusual seat in green's design space, and the open-to-all-players phrasing is the part the reader is most likely to misjudge.