Sorcerer's Broom

The joke is that it multiplies. This is the enchanted broom of the Fantasia bit, chopped in half and chopped again, and the design turns that flavor into a self-replicating sacrifice payoff: every other permanent you feed to an outlet buys you the option to spawn another copy for three mana. The trigger cares about sacrificing something else, not the broom itself, so the engine is a reward for a sacrifice habit you already have rather than a self-sustaining loop; a lone broom with no other fodder does nothing. What keeps it from spiraling is that the copy costs actual mana each time, not just the trigger, so the token competes with everything else you want to do on a turn instead of snowballing for free. Sacrifice-fodder decks live on a two-part hunger: they want bodies worth feeding to an outlet, and they want payoffs that reward the feeding. The broom answers the second half while reading as a two-power body that any aristocrats shell is happy to treat as ammunition later. Pair it with a source of cheap, repeatable sacrifice fuel and the ceiling is a widening board of brooms, but the mana tax means you pay tuition for each one. It is a tidy piece of set-and-payoff, a self-copying token maker wearing the costume of a fairy-tale gag.