Snare Thopter

Flying plus haste is a package most colors buy with a tax, a restriction, or a color premium: white gets it on angels that cost more, red pays for haste and rarely gets evasion attached. Stapling both to a colorless artifact body sidesteps that entire bargain, which is the point of this design. Any deck, regardless of what colors sit in its identity, can slot it in as an evasive clock that starts swinging the moment it resolves. The cost is written into the rate. A 3/2 folds to nearly every removal spell in print, and paying four for a creature with no enters-the-battlefield value and no ongoing engine is a lot to ask for a body a single burn spell erases. What you get back is reach on demand: pressure available to artifact-leaning and ramp shells that have no native way to fly over a stalled board. Read it as a colorless utility slot rather than a creature with ambitions, the flying-haste finisher you reach for when your deck's colors refuse to hand you one for free.