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Sleek Schooner

Artifact — Vehicle3 generic mana

The cheapest crew cost the Vehicle mechanic offers, paired with a body that swings for real damage at this slot, tells you exactly what this artifact was built to prove: that a Vehicle could ask for almost nothing and still deliver a clock. Crew 1 clears the tax that makes most Vehicles awkward, since a single untapped token or a lone one-drop is enough to animate it; you rarely have to commit a body you would rather attack with. The 4/3 frame is the trade: aggressive enough to matter, fragile enough that any decent removal answers it, and only in the narrow window when it is actually a creature. That conditional creaturehood is the structural quirk every Vehicle leans on, and this one leans hardest. Left untapped over a bare field, it reverts to an inert artifact, immune to creature removal and combat alike; the opponent has to catch it in the beat after crewing, which for an aggressive deck is the same beat it is already turning sideways. What made this an important early data point is precisely how little it demanded: no conditional bonus, no keyword stack, just power for cost gated behind the smallest crew requirement the mechanic prints, animated by whatever untapped creature happens to be lying around.

Sleek Schooner (xln)
XLN · #247uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.15
Foil: $0.43
Oracle Text

Rules text

Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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