Rhino, Terrible Trampler

The entrance plays like a charge: a 7/6 slams down and takes a piece of the board apart on arrival. Stapling targeted destruction to a green fatty is nothing new, and green has always been the color that answers artifacts and lands. What makes this split unusual is the choice: artifact or land, aimed squarely at ramp rocks and mana bases rather than the enchantments green usually also gets to hit, and folding that removal into a body that ends games rather than into a dedicated spell. The second clause changes what kind of threat the trampler is. Distributing three +1/+1 counters across up to three other creatures and handing them trample converts a single big attacker into a distributed one, spreading permanent stat gains across a board you already have rather than dumping everything onto one target. The trample grant is the connective tissue: counters do nothing if a chump blocker eats the beat, so the card makes sure the creatures it pumps punch through alongside it. Note the asymmetry in duration. The counters stick after the turn ends; only the evasion fades, rationing trample to the swing that mattered while leaving the stat bumps for next combat. This is a green midrange payoff that scales with the team you bring: with a bare board it is a trampler plus a rock or land gone, and with a full one it is a three-creature upgrade and removal in a single cast.